That’s it, for the rest of their careers, they are not allowed to wear anything other than hot pants and furry head accessories. Never had a Queen fetish before. Thanks for that, Hame.
(Source: everythinghamishandandy)
Nothing stands between us and our victory… except defeat! Tomorrow is a new day! The future lies ahead!
-
Roderick Spode
Quite possibly my favourite character on “Jeeves and Wooster” as the amateur British dictator.
(via uncdan)[…] on this particular morning it seemed to me that what I really wanted was some charming girl to buzz up and ask me to save her from assassins or something
- P.G Wodehouse (via bringinghomethebacon)
One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.
- P.G. Wodehouse, Joy in the Morning (via narcissus-space)
How I Explained The Renaissance, The Protectorate, and The Restoration to a friend
- Me: It's essentially British Footloose
- Friend:
- Damn those puritans
- Me:
- mhmm AND THEN THERE WAS A WAR AND THEY WON
- and britain had to dance in secret
- and then the puritan boss died
- and they were like ‘ok we’re tired of this shit, let’s go get the king’
- and then the king’s son came and was king
- the end
- and then there was a footloose dance number
- Friend:
- Footloose! Footloose!
- Me:
- Kick off those pantaloons!
- ~renaissance~
- Friend:
- Lmao
- I don't get it
- Wtf is footloose
(Source: books-rome-weirdness)
The King’s Breakfast, from The Supersizers Eat… The French Revolution
Lamb cutlets
Roast capon
Westphalian Ham
Eggs in orange flower water
Champagne
*Warning - Blog may occasionally involve sweary and sexy times.
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Cabin Pressure
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Harry Potter
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